Relationship Tendencies

It's been about 3 months since my relationship ended, and I'm suffering from this bothersome illness that is seriously fucking with me. 

What is this horrible affliction you ask? It's something I like to call, relationship tendencies.

Now, you may be wondering, what is a relationship tendency? Well, they are habits that are formed once you're in a relationship. These tendencies/habits can sometimes live on even when that previous relationship has ended.

For example: good morning text messages, kissy face emojis, over-sharing emotions, feeling slighted when the other person doesn't "express", spending way too much fucking time, wanting to use the word "baby" etc. 

Those are just a sample of the symptoms one experiences when they have just ended a long-term relationship and started prospecting someone else. These habits have got to go, and I am lucky that I'm woman enough to admit that I'm just doing a little too much.

As I searched for some way to cure myself of these pesky relationship tendencies, I realized I was looking the problem in the mirror. It all starts and ends with me. 

The cure for relationship tendencies cannot be picked up at the local pharmacy or treated with high grade marijuana, instead you have to step back and remember why you ended the last relationship. If any of those reasons include: not wanting to be in a relationship, then you need to calm your happy ass down.

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